i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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