It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
