I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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