You can't motorboat a personality
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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