Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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