just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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