we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
This is the high leading the old right now
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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