we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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