is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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