We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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