I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
