And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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