UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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