BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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