just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Do plants get herpes?
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