It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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