Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He's on the porch naked. Help.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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