yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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