guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I need help removing her.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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