dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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