next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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