How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think a kid would responsible me up
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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