My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
