i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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