you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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