And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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