Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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