I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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