how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
