Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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