I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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