i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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