i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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