I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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