U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Randomize
