dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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