Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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