No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
You've changed since you got that strap on
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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