I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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