If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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