I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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