i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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