He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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