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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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