Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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