One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She's the barista slut.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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