No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
there is glitter all over my balls
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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