I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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