The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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