Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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